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Akpos is at it again, this time, with his father

Akpors' father accompanied him to his school end of the year award party. As they sat watchingand amidst great shouts and loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their award presentation. The following conversation ensued: Announcer:

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Today's Collection Of Akpors' Jokes

____________________________________________________ Girlfriend: Darling, could you pls give me 25k for my bathing soap? Akpors: What ???? Are you washing away your sins? ____________________________________________________ Ochuko: Akpors why are you drinking

Akpors In The Chemistry Class

It was a Chemistry Class and the Teacher Asked the Students to name the Types of Gases they Knew. Damoche:- oxygen Gas Vincent:- Nitrogen Gas Lizzy:- Hydrogen gas Akpors:- Tear Gas ma Teacher:- Akpors You have just one More chance to Answer the Question correctly

Akpors Jokes Collection [11/03/2013] Come in!

Dad-which of us do u love more? papa or mama.. Akpors- both Dad- if i go to America n mama go to Paris.where wil u go? Akpors- Paris Dad- that mins u lyk mama.. Akpors- i lyk paris Dad-ok if i go to Paris n mama go to America,wher wil u go? Akpors- America

Music: Ajebo Hustlers - Kpos

Kpos to the freaking weekend! Here goes Ajebo Hustlers, the duo individually identified as Knowledge and Piego; making a record with their popular slang KPOS! The Doka-produced tune in the past few days has been making rounds on the internet as in anticipation

Music: Tidinz - 7Akpus (Many Men)

Jungle Citi's Leading Act Tidinz Kicks off the year with another hit rap Track he titled "7Akpus (Many Men)" which was Produced By no other person but the usual Jungle Citi's In house producer Benjamz illbeatz. The Igbo Indigenous Rapper who has dropped so

Akpors In The Restaurant. Very Funny, come in.

Akpors always comes to a restaurant in my neighbourhood to eat rice and stew. There was a day he came as usual and ordered for rice and stew but was told stew was still been prepared. He then requested for rice and ate it. After eating, he was told stew was

Gospel Music: Tim Godfrey - Akpo Aza

Tim Godfrey is out with a new single titled Akpo Aza! Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you" (Matt. 7:7). Akpo Aza is that song that assures you of God faithfully to His word, it helps you raise your

Eredivisie: Akpom's brace lifts troubled Ajax above relegation zone

Chuba Akpom fired a brace to help Ajax defeat Heerenveen 4-1 in an Eredivisie clash on Sunday night. The Nigerian-born forward scored in the 84th and 90th minutes, respectively. Akpom was introduced in the 74th minute of the encounter. The former Middlesbrough

Akpom wins PFA Championship Player of the Year award

Chuba Akpom has scooped the Professional Football Association (PFA) Championship Players' Player of the Year award. The Nigerian-born forward won the award at the 50th PFA Awards held at the Lowry Theatre. Akpom was recognised for his exemplary performance

Akpom, Odubajo ready to play for Nigeria - NFF

The president of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF), Amaju Pinnick, has confirmed that Arsenal striker, Chuba Akpom and Hull City defender, Moses Odubajo, have both decided to represent Nigeria. Both Akpom and Odubajo have played for England at youth levels

Akpors The Best English Teacher!!! U Go Fear 2much Gbagaun

AKPORS THE BEST ENGLISH TEACHER! akpors to student: 1. Don’t dare talk infront of my back 2. 1 2 3, both of you get out of my class! 3. Take 5cm wire of my length 4. All of you stand in a straight circle 5. Be quiet… the principal just passed away 6. Why are

Beware of girls, 93% of everything about them are lies - Pastor Akpor advises men

Pastor Michael Akpor, of The Palace of God Bible Church, Delta state, has advised men to beware of women. The cleric made made this known during sermon at his church. According to Akpor, 93% of everything about women are lies. He went further to advise men