akpos

Laugh a little pt2: akpos and the aboki

AKPOS was hungry and went to‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The following transpired between Akpos and the mai shayi. AKPOS: u get loaf of bread?

AKPOS AND CHICHI AGAIN

Akpos(to Chichi): What's there in between ur legs? Chich: Hell! And what's there in between ur legs? Akpos: A sinner,who wants to go to hell. Like Our Akpos Page On Facebook: Akposcomedian

WAEC QUESTION AND AKPOS ANSWER

Akpos: walahi na last u go carry.

Akpos-- happy birthday sweetie Girl-- thanks so much baby...so wats my birthday gift? Akpos-- (pointing) can you see that red BMW parked over there? Girl-- o my God!....yes.... yes...yes...I can't believe dis...

Akpos and the Teacher

Akpos: Because I asked her, Why is Bra singular when it covers 2 items and Panties plural when it covers just one. How many Like for Akpos?

Laugh a little pt2: Akpos is at it again!

Akpos insisted dat his 1st born son must bear his name... So on the day of naming, this was wat happened. REV: Wich name wuld u lik ur son to bear? AKPOS: Wit smiles al ova his face said "AKPOS". REV: No he has to bear an english name..

Akpos and Mr. 419

Akpos: Fine! Pls, who am i speaking with?. Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember me,who do u know in London dat culd becalling?. Akpos: (Sensing a scam & threw in a trap) Ejiro! Is dat u?

Akpos Joke: Mayweather versus Pacquiao

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Emeka: Emeka: Are you ready for the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight? Akpos: Yes Emeka: I hear the fight tickets are going for as as high as £96,000. Akpos: What a shame.

AKPOS AND HIS TEACHER

Akpos laughs and whisper to the other kids, such a dumb teacher, how can u get foam without adding water, are we going to know anythin at all wit dis teacher?!

Akpos and His teacher on Point

Akpos got 2 school late on monday morning and the following ensued: Teacher: Akpos why did u come to school late?" Akpos: one man lost #1,000 note at d bus stop" Teacher: ooohh!

Akpos Joke: Monkey-Boy

Akpos smiling said, "That will be no problem dad. Just send N20,000, I'll get him into the class." The money promptly arrives. But Akpos then had a problem.

Akpos is at it again

AKPOS: aunty na USB (lol)

Akpos and nuku (WHOS TELLING THE STORY???)

Akpos and Nuku( brother) Akpos : “I’m gonna tell you a storywith 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!” Nuku : “Alright..” Akpos : “Okkay, I’m gonna start with part 1.

Akpor answers the police questions

Akpos: If I tell you, you won’t believe me! Police: Tell me! Akpos: Next to my house.

Akpors and The Armed Robbers

Akpos asked his dad to buy him a toy gun cosis neigbours son ochuko has one. That same day, akpos and his dad went to the toy shop and bought two toy gun. One for his son and himself and they drove home.

ACCORDING TO AKPOS UNIVERSITY OF LIES

ACCORDING TO AKPOS UNIVERSITY OF LIES -RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6. -NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside.

AKPOS WRITING A YORUBA EXAMINATION

AKPOS WRITING A YORUBA EXAMINATION GIVE A YORUBA MEANING TO THE FOLLOWING 1. It took time b4 d fish died... Ans: "EJA CU LATE" 2. I put JERRY in a CAN..., Ans: "JERRYCAN" 3. Tunde's dad shaves Shola's pubic hair. ...

Akpors da great

AKPOS PROFILE UPDATED!!! Real Name: AKPORS State: Warri DOB: 2nd April Sex: Male HOBBIES: collectingteeth from a live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, assassination,. ..Jogging up & down mount everest.