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The truck driver says,"Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to myoffice.

"You would've disowned me" - Tega mourns dad on Father's Day

"I miss you so much, I know you would have disowned me one million times by now and still loved me one million times more because you know where I carry the coconut head from.

EPL: Owen Hargreaves names 2 players that'll leave Man United over Ronaldo's arrival

Martial would be a great swap, you'd think there would be a lot of takers for him. "That's where he belongs. He's one of the greatest players I've ever seen, his talent is off the chart but his worth ethic and dedication is even better.

It is senseless for a man to get married before 40 - Uti Nwachukwu

For me, leave the spiritual contract of it, the same way I will say leave a government contract of it, because marriage is a contract between you, me, and God. "Leave contract, leave the agreement.

Berbatov speaks on Pogba dumping Manchester United for Real Madrid

I admired clubs like Real Madrid, Juventus, Bayern Munich. "I don't think there is anything to worry about here. We live in a world where you can say what you want and I can imagine the words being taken out of context.

Don't let your erection destroy your financial direction - Nigerian relationship expert

Read his tweets below ; This Nigerian relationship system where a guy must pay a girl a monthly salary else she starts threatening to leave is absolute rubbish. Dear King, please let her go.

Arsenal star in shocking move to Atletico Madrid to replace Griezmann

"You have always shown me a lot of love and I wanted to be the first to tell you that I've taken the decision to leave to see other things and take on other challenges. "It's been a difficult route to take, but it's what I feel I need.

"Will Smith slapping Chris Rock saved our marriage" - Jada Smith reveals

t hitting the fan is when you see where you are. After all those years trying to figure out if I would leave Will's side, it took that slap for me to see I would never leave him.

Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Children's Day With Her Son, King Andre (Photos)

Sad and bitter women leave your fellow woman alone. Women another woman isn't your problem. God heal you all of all this Hurt and hatred. Because you sin differently don't make you right.

Be Careful Before Fire of God Will Roast All of You - Popular Actor, Chiwetalu Agu Warns Hausas, Fulanis

You people were asleep, busy eating money gotten from Niger Delta and you have the mouth to say Igbos should leave, if it is done that way, Hunger will kill you people."

Nigerian man shares his mother's reaction to his ocean vacation photos

Do you know what happens to people when they go swimming when they have no knowledge and you are there in an ocean. Is that not an ocean that I am seeing?

Why it is better to rent than buy a house in another man's land - Speed Darlington

First, you need to sell that house. Only God knows when you are going to sell because not everybody has money to buy a house. "So, now you are stuck at this address, and you can't leave. Freedom is an asset.

Can You Tell Who The Lady Tekno Is Holding So Close In This Photo Is?

Slim Daddy Tekno is certainly love struck! So ladies if you ever had dreams TripleMG lead act Tekno will look in your direction, oh I'm sorry, he is hooked.

I love wearing my wife's clothes, stop body shaming me - Man stirs reactions with outfit (Photos)

Now they never leave you. You want to please others and displease yourself. Even road to go to otueke no dey. You are a mumu man." @Reve Lotion said, "This is where Bob risky got his form. He's Bob's boss."

Cheating no longer a deal breaker for me - Toke Makinwa

If I cheat, it's okay for the man to do the same to me. "I feel like I have gotten to a place in my life where you can't shame the shameless. If I cheat tomorrow and you want to leave I will respect you.

EPL: You are 'becoming a joke' - Keown blasts Man Utd star after defeat to Newcastle

Keown added: "You start to look at where the system is... where's the intensity? I think the belief is ebbing away and this could be the beginning of the end for this manager.

[Lyrics] Tekno - Yawa

Chorus] If you leave me yawa go dey (See gobe) Baby Yawa go dey My Baby if you leave me yawa go dey (see gobe) Baby yawa go dey oh Only you go chop belle full I no go play you for A fool No be April fool This is how i used to do Only you go

EPL: Real reason Cristiano Ronaldo hasn't returned to Man Utd training - Rio Ferdinand

"Yeah he might want to leave, he might not be happy with certain things at the football club, but in terms of professionalism, this guy is training where he is - we've seen the pictures.