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Conversation with a Nigerian vote seller

ME: Them will give you money for there? Taxi Driver: Yes...them celotape am under the plate of food for you so that you no fit use your phone take record as them give you money. ME: Jesu...for real? Taxi Driver: Yes na!

Lady stuns many as she sends out her husband to grind pap in heavy rain

@David-pralz reacted; "Until e carry your pap go play ball." @Olayinka omotola said: "You make me remember my ex, than guy runs errand for a living especially when it pertains to food preparation."

Nigerian lady cries her eyes out after losing all her savings to sports bet; Video causes buzz

@Is_larry said; "You go Dey video yourself Dey cry if the video no save nko you go recry . @Ifeoluwa said; "Person way go still play u never sabi anything." @Licerrrr said; "Lost 4 million this morning. Never giving up."

Nigerian lady excited as she meets her celebrity crush, Burna Boy

Lucky Ezeah: "those oyibo guys, the kind gun wey dey those their bags ehn, you do anyhow, you collect groundnut." akeemlion712: "If na potable now everybody go collect money 💴 but them this one no day give shishi."

"Thank God say he leave CeeC" - Reactions as Tobi Bakre and wife Anu Bakre play at fuel station

See some below: adekunlewakil said: Shebi una dey see sweet love. But some couple dem don use fight and arguments swear for una. Make una try dey play love ❤️😘 like this sometimes. Shey una no like this ❤️ 😘.

Groom sparks a buzz following sketch of bride on wedding day

Sharonblack33 reacted: "If na like this she dey, you for marry her." Blessed383 wrote: "Make person no use this kind thing play with me ooo i fit draw make she tell me say she no marry again."

15 Nigerian Slangs Only Nigerians Can Understand

It has no specific meaning but is just a response when you don't want to use lots of words to show surprise. You can add as many o's as you like to the end of the phrase, and it increases the level of surprise. Try it. 13. Dey Play!

See how Naija lady used fake Jazz to deal with scamming petrol attendant

"Na play I dey I dey play abeg collect your fuel o" The other attendants start begging on his behalf. Me: Dey look face before you try this your nonsense with people. You go jam trailer one day all of you.

"E remain egusi soup" - Man cries in pain after buying iPhone 15 only to discover fufu inside

set of people.. they did it to me about 9 years ago" bcoin_auto wrote: "When life trows Lemons at you, you make lemonade out of it, bro just buy 200 naira egusi soup and 1 small meat chop, you no go die aje" Watch video below ...

"I Wasted My Money, Can't Sleep": Hilda Baci's Student in Tears as She Calls Out Chef for Rejecting Assignment

@_.girlikecherish reacted: "It's a competition my love you tried but evervone can't win." @partypacksby yetty reacted: "Are u saying others don't deserve to be selected except you? Dey play."

Nigerian man challenges manhood theft claims, offers N10 million reward to anyone who can steal his

@Onyebuchi Kingsley Okezie said; "This one no believe say magic exist, make you just waka come Ijebu igbo make you see wetin pass your eye. God dey and jazz dey." See below;

"I own the wig and the owner" - Nigerian mother refuses to return wig borrowed from daughter for wedding

Chinonso Ajaero: "‎real definition of my mummy,.........i no cey buy perfume again." allenwmariano: "‎Wow your mom looks exactly like my Aunt.. my dad younger sister." soso: "‎She owns it all.. don't play with her."

BBNaija 2020: What Nigerians are saying about Laycon, Kiddwaya, Erica love triangle

It's a game, play it and leave." @Evermerituc "Laycon should go and rest jare. Everyday person dey show you say she don pick someone over you yet you wan force yourself give her. This thing he is doing is becoming irritating."