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Duncan Mighty cheats death in ghastly car accident

He wrote, "God bless you for your prayers. 2nd January on our way to Uyo, our vehicle drive straight into the river after a trailer on a high speed failed brake was the last thing I can remember. "Next is seeing myself in the hospital.

Seria A: Cristiano Ronaldo named Player of the Year

Juventus forward, Cristiano Ronaldo, has been awarded the Serie A Player of the Season. Ronaldo wins the prize in his first year in Italian football, following a €100million from Real Madrid last summer.

EPL: Tyson Fury reacts to Man Utd's 2-0 loss to Man City

He also joked that Man United are 'taking a worse beating than' his former heavyweight rival Deontay Wilder, adding that he and former Man United defender, Patrice Evra, may have to visit the club's training ground to set the squad straight.

ALWAY KEEP UR CONDOM IN THE CAR

When she reached the top she pulled off her underwear and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
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