Cersei Lannister Status: Dead Cause: Just as my Twitter polls suggested Sansa was mostlikelyto survive, Cersei was the one mostlikelyto die. Of course she is, folks. It's part of an actual prophecy.
Count it all joy, dear readers, if I am summoned by Nigerian legislators after the publication of this article, for it is mostlikely I will be invited only once, tongue-lashed, and asked to remove my shoes and frog-jump back to my house.