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"If you're not suffering now, I don't know how you're doing it, everything is highly expensive" - Tacha laments (Video)

She said; "You have to just be suffering right now. If you're not suffering man I don't know how you're doing it but everybody is legit suffering. Everything highly expensive.

"If I see N1bn now, I will faint." - Former Governor Bala Ngilari

When asked if he had "like N1bn of your own?", he replied, "If I see N1bn now, I will faint."

Contact Ministry Of Happiness If You've Not Received Nov/Dec Salaries - Okorocha

He earlier today urged the state civil servants to approach the newly created Ministry of Happiness and Purpose Fulfillment if they are finding it difficult to access their salaries.

How to know if your girlfriend is trustworthy or not - Reno Omokri writes

In his recent tweet on relationship matters, Reno Omokri told the men some ways to know if a woman is trustworthy or not. Below is how he put it:

EPL: UEFA declares Liverpool will not be champions if Premier League is cancelled

Ceferin has now waded into the argument on whether Jurgen Klopp's men should be given the trophy, if the fixtures are not completed.

6 Ways To Know If You Are Dating A Wife Material & Not A Slay Queen

Now that we have 'Slay Queens' which some people refer to as 'Omo Shepeteri'. One needs enough time to figure out the woman you're dating to know if she's a wife material.

"So, If I Get Back To Nigeria Now, My Twitter Will Stop Working" - Alex Ekubo Laments

Ekubo took to his Instagram to write; "So if I get back to Nigeria now, my Twitter will stop working. ??‍♂️ He also informed his followers and friends that he's willing to tweet on their behalf in Cameroon before his return to Nigeria.

You're not a real woman if you can't defend your cheating boyfriend - Lady

She wrote, "You're not a real woman if you can't defend your man when he's facing a cheating crisis saga, fight for your man, hit back at hoes, assure them he only wanted to fvck you now he's back to me as usual now that's true love baby girl

"If I tell people in Nigeria not to come, them no go understand" - Man laments a week after relocating to UK (Video)

If I tell people in Nigeria not to come, them no go understand." Watch the video below, VideoPress Video.

"If not for love I have for my mother, who is my father wey I no fit knack?" - Nigerian Lady sparks outage (Video)

A Nigerian lady has sparked outrage online, after saying she would have made love to her father, if not for concern for her mother.

"If your friends are not adding to your career, dump them" - Yomi Casual

"They don't invite you to where they eat but if na club them go call you to fall out. Shey you come life come drink ni? Get sense! If your friendship is not adding to your career biko move! #2020Goals"

"If I have not picked your call, it is because I feel too pained to say No" - Dele Momodu sends note of apology to all those he cannot assist

If I have not picked your call, it is because I feel too pained to say NO to you. It is a sign of my respect for you, and not of disdain. I'm a man of modest income and I always try not to overstretch my luck.