if no be u

"As church no pay, make him try babalawo" - Reactions as Yul Edochie speaks about deities

from different men, a woman with no class, look at her family no one has ever progressed that is the woman u settled with and u think u are in love or normal?

"I suspect you were the problem" - Speculations as Alexx Ekubo replies Fancy's apology

Fancy if he did this he does not love you run away nigerian men can be very manipulative," a social media user wrote in reaction. Another user added, "this reply off me o! But seriously @fancyacholonu u no try..

"You never marry, who give you belle?" - Uche Maduagwu interrogates Seyi Shay after she showed off her baby bump at Davido's concert

Maduagwu wrote: "If u fit show us belle, at least get the courage tell us who get am. Why naija celebs dey normalize wetin our culture no appreciate?

OFFICIAL THREAD FOR NAIJA IM OR CHATTING SLANGS

UW- U Welcome 20. NLT - no long thing! 21. EFBU- E fit be u 22. YNGJ - you no get job 23. IWP - I Wan Piss (substitute for BRB) 24. IDC - I Dey Come 25. Uwta- you wan try am??? 26. Wddu- Wetin dey do u? 27. Uwd- you wan die? 28.

"No, Lai Lai" - Beautiful lady vows never to leave boyfriend even if he cheats, reveals big amount he has spent on her

PROMISILO: "‎Them no talk about how parent take care of her from child, Na when she grow up dem dey ask." Abah Raphnelson Nonso: "‎Boyfriend wey anger fit break phone, hand go touch u soon, no be rocket science, I wish u the best though."

"My first kiss, it happened in UNILAG in my hostel, in 100L, with a guy" - Bobrisky spills secrets

Richiekiss: "Brr didn't know how to ask if he-she kiss a boy or girl 😂 he said what's d person's name." KIRITO: "if na me n u be dey the same room I swr u for no leave to change gender." Watch video: Tiktok Video.

"I regret being a public figure" - Media Personality Eriata laments

timeline or a blog trolling you; without caring or wondering if u are even okay mentally.

Nigerian lady reportedly orders Banga rice, chicken and plantain for ₦150k

ETINHAIRSTUDIO: "were u dey when u nor fit see banga rice, for benin if u one advert do make u commit there."

"If he doesn't beat you, you're a side chic" - Lady (Video)

"If ur boyfriend no dey beat you or slap you wen u too provoke am, my dear sister, u be side chic. Nothing you do pain am. I come in peace, make una no drag me abeg," she wrote. Watch the video below ... Instagram post.

Lyrics: Yovi - Holy Water (feat. Wizkid)

ehn ehnn Pour me water, Holy water Your body banging, Holy water I be the bread, you be butter baby yeye yeeeyee if i say i love you shey o ma bami dele (dele!!)

"Biggest mistake you can ever make is letting your parents decide who you marry" - Eriata Ese

But they neglect the part where they have to be sure if what they want for u is what u want for yourself. I hear things like "I'm not into my marriage" and when u ask "why?" You hear things like "my parents wanted it".

"I can't raise a child with a salary of N70k!" - Man sternly warns desperate girlfriend after she refused taking contraceptive pills just to get pregnant (Screenshots)

"Trust me if it was up to me, my baby would be kicking right now with or without you in the picture. But I would have really loved it with u in the picture actually.