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Chelsea would be in relegation fight without Thomas Tuchel as Frank Lampard told he won't get a single point

"We'll lose against Arsenal, we've got Man City and Newcastle - the only other game where we could pick up points, is Forest when they come to Stamford Bridge. "They could come and beat us, it's terrible!"

Lyrics: Imagine Dragons - Believer ( feat . Lil Wayne)

It's Weezy the dragon, I link with the Dragons And we gon' get ratchet, no need for imaginin' This is what's happenin' Second thing second, I reckon immaculate Sound about accurate I know that strength, it don't come without strategy I know

I carried two girls from the club to the hotel last night but my d**k failed me - Speed Darlington cries

I couldn't get it up. so angry but then I realized that it wasn't me it their fat block my d*Ck from reaching the p**sy. Main girl fat her friend? Forget it'. 'what's the point of being popular when I can't even get ANY s*x from any girl?

My performance at FIFA World Cup a lifetime opportunity - Davido

, but then this is like an opportunity that might never come again. Some people don't even get it in their whole career, and I was like, ok, I think I will do this one and probably just disappear again.

Nigerian lady stranded after her date ditches her with N83k bill

Her tweet reads; "I just got ditched by my date and the bill came in as 83k, please can someone come get me outta here it's too early in the week for this Phone about to be seized." See some comments below;

Lyrics: Lil Wayne - I Love You Dwayne

, you gon' make sure I get it anyway Even though you don't have it to give And my son though, Semaj, ain't wanted for nothing Anything Semaj call you for, you gon' make sure he get it Your children ain't wanted for nothin', you is a man, a truly

"I Got Fvcked To Get iPhone 6" - Young Lady Brags On Facebook (See Photos)

It's true she's not the first girl to agree to f**k someone just to get an iPhone or something else but to have the guts to come and say it loudly on Social media? See Her Post :

Alan Shearer reveals Chelsea player that will get Sarri sacked

"After Kepa refused to come off, my God, Sarri had every right to go for him," Sheare told The Sun. "It's about respect and Kepa made a fool of his manager in front of millions of people.

Lyrics: Quavo - SWING (feat. Normani & Davido)

that Quavo loose, that's 'cause my body heard that And I think I deserve, a lil' different tonight Slow it down and have a drink for a second Come on get on my page for a second (Ay) We're the ones have a thrill, make it messy (Yeah) I just

A Message from Nigeria's First Lady on hersick bed in Horst Schmidt Klinik in Wiesbaden, Germany.

I am going to be alright, I will soon come to past so that I can come and visit Nigeria again. The Doctors in Germany are trying they are injecting me with fairly used drugs and I am working out. First lady.

"Celebrate your enemy" - James Brown says as he congratulates Bobrisky on his new house

Have always believe in your dreams When you use to tell me That you want to get your own Big mansion I'm so happy for you When I come back Will come & eat my own cake."

"The internet never forgets" - Singer Orezi reminds the BBNaija housemates

Orezi who isn't pleased has informed the housemates that all these things spilled will come back to hunt them and they should get prepared to deal with it.

Newcastle vs Chelsea: Tammy Abraham reacts after scoring in EPL 2-0 win

James' Park, thanks to an own goal from Federico Fernandez and a second half strike from Abraham. "It was a fantastic result. It's never easy to come here and get a result," Abraham told a post-match press conference after the game.

In Lagos, Eatery Tells Customers to Come with Their Plates

Feel free to come with your own plates. We are always at your service." It stated that the move was in support of the Lagos government that has banned the single-use plastics and styrofoam.

"The swag is not swagging" - TG Omori's recent outfit stirs reactions

Example na boy director and him sister tianah" @edoziemcv: "It's the koikoi shoes for me " @Uncommonmimi: "What in the santa's elves shoe is going on over dia? And don't come and tell me it's expensive. I don't care!!"

THE FOOLISH TRUCK DRIVER

I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener.

Music: Victor AD - Eye Clear (with Bella Shmurda)

This collaboration sees the two talented musicians joining forces to create a fresh and exciting track that pays homage to the early 2000s hit "Eye Don Clear" by Oritse Femi and Junglist Boys. Produced by Napji. Get it below.

I'll get work visas for your struggling babymamas - Anita Brown tells Davido

In s series of tweets, Anita wrote, "All them baby mothers that ain't getting support, not me, here i come HOE! "I'll get every baby mother a work visa, until they can get wtf they deserve! "It's about 6 babymothers, UNPAID!