Conversations Between Girls and those Between Boys

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Conv. Between Girls
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Mary: Hello Love!

Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?

Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.

Sarah: And me too

Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.

Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.

////* AFTER DROPPING THE CALL *////

Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.

Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.

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CONV. BETWEEN BOYS
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John: Bastard how far?

Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?

John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?

Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? I dey come charge phone.

John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer.

Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!

/////* AFTER DROPPING THE CALL */////

John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime.

Francis: John is just a reliable friend.

LESSON:

Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves.

Boys are always mean and rude but they will always watch each other's back.

TRUE or FALSE??