Stella died and went to heaven, as she
stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly
Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks
behind her. She asked, "what are all those
clocks?" St Peter answered, "those are lie-
clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
will move" Oh, said Stella, whose clock is
dat? "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The
hands have never moved, indicating that
he never told a lie. "Incredible," said Stella.
And whose is that one? St Peter
responded, "that's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock.
The hands hv moved twice, telling us that
Zik told only 2 lies in his entire life. "
Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?"
Asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus'
office, He's using it as a ceiling fan=D =))
** its rolling faster than an hellicopter
blade***

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