Answer all question.
Note no calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins only
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi
2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c)Stella
3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame
4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky Wâ€s head
(a) True (B) false (c) I donâ€t know
5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB
6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B) maked (c) maken
7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to â€¦..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ
8 ) What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium
9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW
10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a)EBUs B)UNIJOS (c)UNIABJ (d) MAULAG
SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.
(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I donâ€t win the next election their will be blood shed.
(B) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he was putting on â€œCANVASSâ€
(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky Wâ€s head (take âŠ=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find Xâ€
(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(B) What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos?
Goodluck to you all.