Today's Collection Of Akpors' Jokes

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Girlfriend: Darling, could you pls give me 25k for
my bathing soap?
Akpors: What ???? Are you
washing away your sins?
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Ochuko: Akpors why are you drinking in front of
the mirror?
Akpors: My doctor told me to watch
my drinking ____________________________________________________

Teacher: What do u call a bee that lives in
America?
Akpors: USB
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Akpors: Go and water the plants ..
Servant: its already raining sir.
Akpors: So what,
take an umbrella and go
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1st girl: My boo actually got me a BB porsche dis
val!,
2nd girl: Mine got me BB
ferrarri
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This guy used a day looking for radio in his BB
phone coz it says "Battery Low For Radio Use"
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Have a nice week guys........