22 Important Questions For Nollywood
Can somebody help me to ask NOLLYWOOD to
please answer these important questions ?

1.How can a ghost look left n rightbefore crossing
the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’

2.Why does the TV go off by itself after the ‘breaking news’?

3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?

4.Why must every advert Start with a loud scream?

5.Why must every juju part be represented by lightening n thunder under the bright sunlight?

6.Why do Nigerian movies always have part one to five?

7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad… Any resemblance?

8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’mhappy to see you my son”?

9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from America n speaking with a fake British accent?

10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake pastor?

11.Why is it that the characters die or run mad immediately after their confessions?

12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?

13. How can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go bag?

14.Must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem papa house?’

15.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? WHY!?

16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’?

17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies,why?

18. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend with a Bold 5.. How is this possible?

19.Why will d parents call their child 3 times nd ask him/her how many time did I call you? ‘Dem no sabi count?’

20.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle dey always make it, if na so why poor people still dey Lagos?

21.Why is it that Ogogo is always innocent but must be a victim of circumstances?

22. Why is translations in most Yoruba films are always in direct translation? e.g .."Ta lo fun e loyunyi"..."Who gave you this pregnant?"

23. Jim iyke is shot on his leg, he will hold his stomach 2 d hospital, d doctors will den bandage his head. .was dah whe he got shot??


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  • Date: Nov 02, 2012

Hahahahahahahaha oh boi u 2 much...


hey badt quy, .ah c u

  • Date: Nov 04, 2012

9ice one guy....
Y is it that every spirit in nigerian film misses through the wall.....
Y z it that all nawa dayz film they must be a kiss.....

  • Date: Nov 13, 2012

imagn durin dia advert.dy lyk shoutn.bt nt so in foriegn movies

  • Date: Nov 13, 2012

imagn durin dia advert.dy lyk shoutn.bt nt so in foriegn movies

  • Date: Jan 22, 2013

Lol! Y is it dat during accident, car always go left right again and again den tv turn black, d nxt tin na hospital. Y chiwetalu agu go always carry sth 4 myuth d talk.

  • Date: Jan 22, 2013

4 remote village movie of olden days them go say God help u,

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