Hot Jokes - De Professor and de fuel seller

A professor drove into a petrol station in his
sleek state of the art range rover sports.

Professor: Guy abeg, give me full tank.

Fuel Attendant: Sir, i don't hear pidgin, i only hear English.

Professor: Ok! Good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a
sufficient quantity of the
combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to
fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation
to the brim.

Fuel Attendant: Oga, na play I dey play o, how much fuel you wan buy?.

Lol..Proudlyboiz noni