BOLA is newly married to d Love of her Life &
expecting a baby with her husband SOLA, and
so she's having unprotected sex because that's
her man.

SOLA however has a woman on the side,
SUSAN, and he is having unprotected sex with
her because she's a decent lady, loves "skin on
skin", besides that's the only person other
than his wife, he's having sex with, so he tells
himself he is safe because its only two women
and he trusts them.

Decent SUSAN has her man, IK who means the
world to her and she having unprotected sex
with him because that's the man she intends
to marry. She tells herself she is safe because
she only has two men, SOLA a
married man and IK....

But IK has an outside
woman named CHICHI a young"good"
undergrad he's also considering to marry, and
is having unprotected sex with her because to
him Chichi is faithful so he tells himself its
only two women he is having sex with so it cant
hurt him.

CHICHI on the other hand has no personal
man, just friends or lecturers whoassist her
"ministry" when she has urges and IK aint
around.

Do you see where this is going???

Everyone think he/she is safe when in fact
everyone is unsafe & at risk. If youagree with
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AIDS/STDs Show some love, protect yourself, protect ur generation

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Akpos and Nuku( brother)

Akpos : “I’m gonna tell you a storywith 4 parts.

Remember that, 4 parts!”
Nuku : “Alright..”

Akpos : “Okkay, I’m gonna start with part 1.
There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a campsite when they came upon asplit road.The husband says “let’s take the leftone.” The wife says “I think weshould take the right
road.”
Then the husband slaps the wife across the face ” who’s driving, me or you?!” and they take the left path.”

Nuku : “Hahaha”

Akpos : “Now i’m gonna tell you part 2..
Once they get to the campsite the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook their dinner. He comes back and the wife says “good now I can cook fish soup for us toeat!”
The husband says “but I wanna eat fried fish”The wife slaps the husband across the face and says “who’s cooking me or you?!” and
they end up drinking fish soup.

Nuku : “Oh ayayayayya!”

Akpos: “Now i’m gonna tell you part 4-”

Nuku: “What about part 3?!”

Akpos: [Slaps his brother across the face] who's telling the story me or you?

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See the Danger of Using your Mobile Phone While Charging
Many people are guilty of this! Iguess you should stop it after reading this and please tell others about it...

A few days ago, a guy was charging his mobile phone at home. Just at that time a call came in and he answered it with the charging Instrument still connected to the outlet.

Shortly electricity flowed into the cell phone unrestrained (maybe there was current fluctuation) and the young man was thrown to the floor with a heavy thud. As you can see, the phone actually exploded.
His parents rushed to the roomonly to find him unconscious, with a weak heartbeat and burnt fingers. He was rushed to the nearby hospital, but waspronounced dead on arrival.

Cell phones are a very useful modern invention. However, we must be aware that it can also be an instrument of death if not handled with care.

Never use the cell phone while it is hooked to the electrical outlet!

If you are charging the cell phone and a call comes in, unplug it from the charger before answering the call.

PH0NE INJURY
PH0NE INJURY

For a woman of the night who operates in the 24-hour booming economy that is Mtwapa, the sight of a foreigner is always inviting, since most are said not to be as tight-fisted as the locals.`
And if the foreigner has a car, his premium rises because the hustles of getting into a matatuearly in the morning or in the middle of the day are eliminated. Besides, they pay lavishly, including taxi fare, andare not unknown to throw in adecent meal and drinks. Even better is that they could fall in love and sweeten the deal witha wedding ring.

But for one séx worker, the foreigner she met turned out be more than she had bargained for, causing her to flee from lady luck in her birthday suit.
The night had been 'dry' for her so the pick-up had taken place past 6am, meaning that their entrance into the hotel was noticed by the workers streaming in for their daytime shift and those leaving. Being the norm at these hotels, no one paid much attention to herskimpy dress, understanding that for her, it was just anotherday at the office.

"About 15 minutes after their entrance, we heard a woman screaming from somewhere inside the building," said a front-desk attendant at the hotel.
But before they could act, a nakéd woman bolted down the stairs and sprinted past thereception screaming, her clothes and shoes in her hands. She did not stop running until she was outside the hotel compound.

"Then a white man came out inhis underwear, stood at the reception, looked at the running woman and burst intoloud laughter," said the attendant, who had checked-inthe tourist the day before. In response to the curious glances from hotel staff, other guests and a few beach boys who were around, he said, 'ButI had not even started'," the attendant conferred.

Meanwhile, the woman was in pains to explain what had transpired back in that expensive room to taxi operators outside the hotel. A small crowd had also gathered out of the blue, with the journalistic oriented amongst them using their mobile phones to capture the image for posterity.

"I have been in this business for more than ten years but I have never encountered what Isaw inside that room. That man is too 'big' for life!" she said amid gasps of air

"If I had not run away, I would have been dead within minutes or required stitches torepair the damage. That white men is no joke" she offered as the crowd went wild with laughter.
She, however, had no intentionof refunding the tourist, sayingshe needed to be compensatedfor 'shock'. "I readily agreed to his offer. I got into his car and we headed for a nice hotel, " said the visibly distraught woman to the tuk-tuk operators who offered her comfort after her ordeal

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Akpors' father accompanied him to his school end of the year
award party. As they sat watchingand amidst great shouts and loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their award
presentation. The following conversation
ensued:

Announcer: Best student in
sciences, the winner is Inem.
Father: (Applause and eyes Akpors
scornfully) see correct children!

Announcer: Best student in
commercial studies, the winner is
Ajoke.
Father: (Hisses and eyes Akpors)
see correct children.

Announcer: Best student in Arts
and the winner is Helen.
Father: (fuming with anger) See
correct children!!.
And so, all the awards were
presented without any going to
Akpors. At the end of the event, they left
and went to the car park but as
his dad made to start the car, the
engine refused to respond. He opened the bonnet and
touched a few things but all to no
avail. Then they resorted to pushing
and just as they got to the exit of
the school the rickety car parked
up. Exhausted and profusely
sweating, Akpors rested on the
gate just as his mates were
driving off with their parents in
Hummer jeep, Sequia, Infinity,
Escalade, Bentley, Lincoln Nav and
other exotic cars. All of a sudden, Akpors burst into
laughter. His puzzled father asked,'what's
so funny?' Amidst teary eyes Akpors
responded 'SEE CORRECT
FATHERS!'

Akpos insisted dat his 1st born son must bear his name... So on the day of naming, this was wat happened.

REV: Wich name wuld u lik ur son to bear?

AKPOS: Wit smiles al ova his face said "AKPOS".

REV: No he has to bear an english name..

AKPOS: Ok oh, let him bear "AKPOSKY".

REV: Listen, ur son should be named after a saint in da bible..

AKPOS: Nawa oh wich kind wahala be dis? Ok oga pastor my son wil bear "ST AKPOSTUS" (lol)

AKPOS was hungry and went to‘mai
shayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The
following transpired between Akpos and the
mai shayi.
AKPOS: u get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: yes
AKPOS: bring one; slice am into two and put two
sachet of butter in between.
ABOKI: happy and thanking God for bringing
customer, was just doing as hewas ordered
AKPOS: u get egg?
ABOKI: yes sire
AKPOS: fry six and put am in between the bread.
ABOKI: okay sire
AKPOS:u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?
ABOKI: yes sire, everyting dey.
AKPOS: put two gongoni insidethe bread.
ABOKI: okay customer (happy and doing as
he was told, in his mind he will make a lot of
money that day)
AKPOS: u don finish ? oya pressthe bread for
me.
ABOKI: see am sire, I don prepare am
finish.
AKPOS: . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME,
cos I dey hurry!

If u whe d aboki, wah wil u do? (lol)
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